Change Your Life in 4 Steps
Rock stars don’t have time for laundry! Or shopping or dry cleaning delivery/pickup. Ughhhh. Ewwww. And boring. Almost as uncool as a stroller.
Step 1
Dress like Jim Morrison from The Doors with a rotation of 10 pairs of leather pants, t-shirts, and accessories. Take 3 showers per day and spot clean as needed. Stains on t-shirts look cool but be careful with ketchup.
Step 2
Play Riders on the Storm and channel Jim Morrison, looking for trouble and inspo in L.A.; and forever transforming music with the invention of a new genre – psychedelic rock. Optional – put on eyeliner, play music, and be an actual rock star.
Step 3
Post pics on social media. Delete any photos of you dancing in tucked-in collared shirts with a white man’s overbite.
Step 4
Message 10 friends or family and tell them you want a pair of leather pants from Santa.
Benefits of Jim Morrison Wardrobe
- Never do laundry again. Leather lasts a lifetime and can only be spot-cleaned anyway.
- Be an eco-friendly slacktivist and say no to the environmental destruction caused by fast fashion and cheap vegan leather.
- Unlock the magic of the 80/20 rule. Everything in life is 20% talent and 80% attitude. And it all starts with the right outfit.
- Save time and money as a minimalist consumer.
Now you have the not-so-secret formula – Buy leather pants, protect the planet, and be a rock star.
